Tell Us a Joke

Captain Starlight is on a quest for your most fantastic jokes!!

If you've got a joke or pun that's out of this world, share it with us - and Captain Starlight might share it on the Laughternoon show or with other kids in hospital.

And if you feel like it, draw a cool picture to go along with your joke too!

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Write your joke below and, if you have one, send us a drawing to go with it!

Wall of Jokes!

Q: Where do beef burgers go dancing? A: The Meatball

Q: Where do beef burgers go dancing? A: The Meatball

Q: Why aren't koalas actual bears? A: They don't meet the Koalafications.

Q: Why aren't koalas actual bears? A: They don't meet the Koalafications.

Q: What do you call a fake Noodle? A: An impasta!

Q: What do you call a fake Noodle? A: An impasta!

How does Taylor Swift dry her umbrella? A. She shakes it off, she shakes it off.

How does Taylor Swift dry her umbrella? A. She shakes it off, she shakes it off.

What do you call a school in a swamp? Bogwarts.

What do you call a school in a swamp? Bogwarts.

How many students does a cyclops have? One pupil!

How many students does a cyclops have? One pupil!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? It was outstanding on the field

Why did the scarecrow win an award? It was outstanding on the field

Why was there lightning in the science lab? Because they were brainstorming

Why was there lightning in the science lab? Because they were brainstorming

How dose the moon cut its hair? It eclipse it

How dose the moon cut its hair? It eclipse it

Why did the golfer bring two pants? Because he got a hole in one.

Why did the golfer bring two pants? Because he got a hole in one.

Q - Where do you take people who've had a Peekaboo accident? A - To the I-C-U!

Q - Where do you take people who've had a Peekaboo accident? A - To the I-C-U!

Why does Ronaldo keep his room clean? Because he isn’t Messi!

Why does Ronaldo keep his room clean? Because he isn’t Messi!

What’s brown and sticky? A stick!

What’s brown and sticky? A stick!

Q - What wobbles in the sky? A - A jellycopter!

Q - What wobbles in the sky? A - A jellycopter!

Q - Why did the cookie go to hospital? A - Because it felt crummy

By Zavier 2

Q - Why did the cookie go to hospital? A - Because it felt crummy

Q: What do people call astronauts birthday? A: They're out of this world!

Q: What do people call astronauts birthday? A: They're out of this world!

Q: What is the best place at livening? A: Liverpool!

Q: What is the best place at livening? A: Liverpool!

What does it called when its brown and sticky?

What does it called when its brown and sticky?

Q)Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer? A)She keeps runnings away from the ball!

Q)Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer? A)She keeps runnings away from the ball!

Q: Why did the Titanic Sink? A: By the iceberg because it was lonely

By Princess Cat

Q: Why did the Titanic Sink? A: By the iceberg because it was lonely

A: Why did the Chicken Cross the road? A: To get to the other side!

A: Why did the Chicken Cross the road? A: To get to the other side!

Q: How do yo make a sausage roll? A: You push it.

Q: How do yo make a sausage roll? A: You push it.

Q. What instrument do you find in a bathroom? A. A tuba-toothpaste

By Jaymie-Lee

Q. What instrument do you find in a bathroom? A. A tuba-toothpaste

Q: What do you call a light coming from the Sun? A: STARLIGHT! ★

Q: What do you call a light coming from the Sun? A: STARLIGHT! ★

Q: Why do celebrities stay cool? A: Because the have many FANS

Q: Why do celebrities stay cool? A: Because the have many FANS

Q:How do you make a squid laugh? A: Give it ten-tickles

By Johnny Boy

Q:How do you make a squid laugh? A: Give it ten-tickles

Q: How do potatoes travel in space? A: On a rocket-chip!

Q: How do potatoes travel in space? A: On a rocket-chip!

Why couldn't Elsa have a balloon? Because she'd Let It Go!

Why couldn't Elsa have a balloon? Because she'd Let It Go!

Q: What’s the stinkiest animal? A: A Smell-ephant!

By Funny Greg

Q: What’s the stinkiest animal? A: A Smell-ephant!

A: What do you call a hippo? Q: A WIPPO!! HAHAHAHAHA

A: What do you call a hippo? Q: A WIPPO!! HAHAHAHAHA

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Q: Why do Teddy Bears never want seconds? A: Because they are already stuffed!

Q: Why do Teddy Bears never want seconds? A: Because they are already stuffed!

When a sheep comes back from the hairdresser what does it use to get home?

By Maddison

When a sheep comes back from the hairdresser what does it use to get home?

Why did the Fruit Loop Cross the road? To get to the cereal bowl!

Why did the Fruit Loop Cross the road? To get to the cereal bowl!

Knock knock! Who’s there? Banana! Banana who? Banana split and ice cream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock! Who’s there? Banana! Banana who? Banana split and ice cream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What did the strawberry say to its crush? A: I'm Berry fond of you

Q: What did the strawberry say to its crush? A: I'm Berry fond of you

Q: What do you call a cheese that is not yours? A: NACHO CHEESE

Q: What do you call a cheese that is not yours? A: NACHO CHEESE

Q:Why did the toilet paper cross the road? A: It didn't it got stuck in the crack!

Q:Why did the toilet paper cross the road? A: It didn't it got stuck in the crack!

Q: Why did I grab my toy moon before turning on the light at night? A: Because be I wanted to make moonlight

Q: Why did I grab my toy moon before turning on the light at night? A: Because be I wanted to make moonlight

Q: why does spiderman only have 11 months on his calendar A: because he lost May

Q: why does spiderman only have 11 months on his calendar A: because he lost May

Why couldn't Mario find his Kart? It was Toad!

By Captain Llama

Why couldn't Mario find his Kart? It was Toad!